I PAUSED AT THE WRONG TIME
Don’t ever fucking tell me that dreams dont come true
GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO
WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED
DON’T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO
i just threw up
THIS IS WHAT COLLEGE FEELS LIKE
THE HOLLA COURSE
You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man
George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans.
George Takei is flawfree.
I don’t think my mom knows the new printer is wireless
this is my chance
Is that Lana del ray